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I Retarded Sorry
$IRS
NOTICE CP-1069
Contract address:
0xBe450167Cac09924D3DBAd73c502840e9873a74D on Robinhood Chain.
Total supply: enoughTaxes: 0% (ironic)Team allocation: we forgotChain: RobinhoodRefunds: processing
Publication 420-R
How to Pay Your Taxes(buy the coin)
Estimated completion time: 4 minutes. Estimated time actually spent: your weekend.
LINE 1
Obtain a wallet
Download a Robinhood Chain–compatible wallet. Write down your seed phrase. Lose it. Find it. Lose it again.
not a napkin
LINE 2
Acquire funds
Deposit money you were supposed to set aside for your actual taxes. This is the joke. You are the joke.
we all are
LINE 3
Locate the contract
Only use the address posted on our X account. Anyone who DMs you a contract is a scammer, or worse, an accountant.
CA: 0xBe45…a74D
LINE 4
Swap for $IRS
Paste the address into the swap, set slippage to "whatever", confirm, and screenshot your new tax liability.
you are now audited
1040-R
DEPT. OF THE TREASURY
I RETARDED SORRY
I RETARDED SORRY
U.S. Individual Retard Tax Return
Tax year
2026
OMB No. 69-0420
2026
OMB No. 69-0420
Your first name Sorry
Last name I. Retarded
Filing status ☐ Single ☐ Married ☐ Head of household ☐X Holding
Income
1a
Total income reported to your mother
$ 1,000,000
1b
Total income, actual
$ 41.20
2
Amount lost on memecoins you do not remember buying
all of it
3
Amount you told the group chat you lost
$ 0
4
Number of times you said "it's a long-term hold"
14
5
Adjusted gross regard (add lines 1b through 4)
yes
6
Refund owed to you
lol
Under penalties of perjury, I declare that I have examined this return and I do not understand it.
Your signature i retarded sorry
Received
not read
APR 15 2026
not read
APR 15 2026
Do not mail this. There is no address. There is no one at the address.
Schedule D · Capital gains and losses
Live Audit(the chart)
Real-time record of everyone's losses. Refreshes faster than your refund.
Chart pending
awaiting bonding curve
awaiting bonding curve
$IRS is still on the bonding curve. The DEXScreener chart drops in here the moment it graduates to a pool — until then the live chart lives on pons.
Exhibits A through P
